Tartan tat from the heart of Scotland
My local paper says you should report instances of lazy bastards not picking up their dog shite after it is deposited. I say you should follow the owner, find their address then take a dump on their step that night... and stick a flag in it.
Must be slow news day - the save the Red Squirrels tree huggers are out'n'about again in the news. Count me in as one o those said huggers. I love the tufty wee gingers and hate the fact the fat grey southerners are spreading north with their pox.
To do my part I've trained my cat to be a super grey squirrel killing machine. I regulary beat her around the ears with a fluffy grey effigy then send her out into the garden to do battle with the evil variety that inhabits the tree over the fence. It's not purely conservational of course. The fat grey twitchy tail keeps theivin' oot ma bird feeder hence depriving that said squirrel killing feline of a chance to hunt some feathered snacks.
Anyway, death to the wee grey bastards - long live the gingers!
Honestly, is there any policy that makes people want to vote SNP other than independence? oh yeah, "I'll vote for them cos I like Salmond's cheecky little smile". Don't think so. The Scotsman today is saying if they get power, they wont implement an independence referendum.
EH?
If the SNP get power they won't go for independence. Mental.
Guess I better find someone else to vote for then. Someone who believes in their main policy.
