Why Scotland are not in Euro 2004
OK, Scotland are not in the Portugal fitba' thing. It could be down to lack of football talent? Possibly, but my guess is that it's down to the Portugeuse wanting to retain some of their favourite tipple for export later in the year. If the tartan army came to Portugal there'd be no port for christmas.
And then you'd have a grumpy crags.
So i guess i must be happy. for now.
This made me laugh though
http://www.footballbadgers.com/
