Punch a weather forecaster today

This weekend is officially "punch a weather forecaster" weekend. Forecast for the week just past was intense snow, arctic temperatures, more snow, life will stop they said. I nearly went out to buy snow chains. Lyin bastards. Ah saw about 3 flakes go flying past the window at considerably less than the 70mph they said the wind was going to get to. And cold? I've been out in ma tevas and shorts all week.
Situation's so bad that my mate is fucking off to france tomorrow in search of the white stuff.
goddamn it.
honestly.